SBURB Song

It's Homestuck, Jim.

To the tune of "School Song" from Matilda

Kids

My nanna says I can save the world

My kitty says I can learn to play the rain

I am a badass

And my life's a dream

I can be a hero...

Trolls

So you've got a mind to

Be a princess or a prince who obstructs this destruction?

You will see soon:

You can't prevent your planet's doom.

And even

If your medal's gold or silver

You'd be wise to still beware

'Cause your life could be over with your next breath of air.

You, like art in a museum,

Have been trapped in with this rage for ages;

All doors were barred.

But if you want hope of surviving

This big adventure which you've entered

You can't go rogue enjoying freedom

You've gotta protect the blood inside your heart.

And once you get serious

You'll see that the mistake you made is major

And the threat's made so much greater by the lord

So from my book you should take a page!

He, you will see,

Is dark and destructive as the void at the edge of your dreams

And though you think you are enlightened you'd do well to be frightened

He's as deadly as a thief who comes at night.

Kids

Who?

Trolls

Who? Who?? Did you space on our rhymes?

It's the demon of time!

Kids

What demon of time??

Trolls

Jegus fucking Christ! I already told you in the future! Maybe try to keep up??

Kids

My nanna said I can save the world!

What do you know? You're a bunch of stupid trolls!

Everything is fine, according to my dreams!

I heard we get mythological roles.

Trolls

Mythological roles? You gotta learn to listen, fuckass!

So you've got a Mind to

Be a princess or a Prince who obstructs this destruction?

You will see soon:

You can't prevent your planet's Doom.

And even

If your medal's gold or Sylph-er

You'd be wise to still beware

'Cause your Life could be over with your next Breath of Heir.

You, like art in a Muse-eum,

Have been trapped in with this Rage for ages;

All doors were Bard.

But if you want Hope of surviving

This big adventure Witch you've entered

You can't go Rogue enjoying freedom

You've gotta protect the Blood inside your Heart.

And once you get Seer-ious

You'll see that the mistake you Maid is Mage-or

And the threat's made so much greater by the Lord

So from my book you should take a Page!

He, you will see,

Is dark and destructive as the Void at the edge of your dreams

And though you think you are en-Light-ened you'd do well to be frightened

He's as deadly as a Thief who comes at Knight.

Kids

Who?

Trolls

Who? Who?? Did you Space on our rhymes?

Who? Who?? It's the demon of Time!

Maid of Time, Page of Breath, Mage of Doom, Knight of Blood, Rogue of Heart, Sylph of Space, Seer of Mind, Thief of Light, Heir of Void, Bard of Rage, Prince of Hope, Witch of Life, Lord, Muse,

Who, who, who, who, who, who, who? Who?

It's the demon of Time!