Pnd Freakazoid!

Half of the Freakazoid! theme because it’s in my head. Pondscum is the right language for brainless antics.

My gimmick with this language is I break down every noun into a set of adjectives, and I phrase every action in terms of a state change.

I’ve ditched the syllable emphasis thing cause it felt so weird and awkward to pronounce, especially in a song.

The fun thing about making up words as you go. Is. You can just decide that things rhyme

...Despite which, I found myself creating fake problems for myself by getting attached to a new word that didn’t rhyme and rearranging the sentence to make it fit.

bel-	shar-	ron
reversed-	acidic-	loud

ludlun	dip	burliksun	dar
teen	is	electric	powered

lud-	lun	dip	bur-	lik-	sun	dar
young-	dumb	is	hot-	connected-	slippery	bright

bup	wit	huner,	bup	hunbar
became	new	costume,	became	shameless

bup	wit	hun-	er,	bup	hun-	bar
became	new	flashy-	false,	became	flashy-	ugly

Washington	gup	bes	les	dus
Washington	become	safe	free	clean

‘bes les dus’ = cliche phrase used in more straight-faced superhero media

gupzi	ag	vequi	dip	hut
if	good	movies	be	ignored

gupzi	ag	ve-	qui	dip	hut
if	good	moving-	dramatic	be	ignored

sonmis	gup	chakraprad
brain	become	reef

son-	mis	gup	chak-	rap-	rad
fast-	meaty	become	crunchy-	tangled-	alive

sonmis	gup	bob	pinhiphad
brain	become	spongey	absorbing

son-	mis	gup	bob	pin-	hip-	had
fast-	meaty	become	spongey	porous-	hungry-	thick

kan	yo	pep	gup	frud	sigmon
his	medical	need	become	Freud	Sigmund

More literal:

kan	yo	pep	gup	frud	sigmon
self	injured	lacking	become	Freud	Sigmund

sin	gup	Dexter	Duglas
here	become	Dexter	Douglas

‘here comes Dexter Douglas’

dip	darton	kat	ges
is	computer	skilled	awkward

dip	dar-	ton	kat	ges
is	bright-	new	skilled	awkward

bup	fir	tonsappak	gessuptan
became	casual	internet	surf

bup	fir	ton-	sap-	pak	ges-	sup-	tan
became	casual	new-	sticky-	thin	awkward-	high-	flat

‘Surf’ includes the root ‘awkward’ because the aquatic pond nymphs don’t respect surfers.

bup	tonsappak	dokdar	des
became	internet	dream	inside

bup	ton-	sap-	pak	dok-	dar	des
became	new-	sticky-	thin	strange-	bright	inside

bup	gertonroz	ska	Belsharron
became	memory	gone	Freakazoid

bup	ger-	ton-	roz	ska	Belsharron
became	old-	new-	hazy	far	Freakazoid

‘Memory gone’ = ‘Never-before-seen’

dip	ek	zip	pak	hoo	pai
is	strong	quick	knowledgeable	wise	humble

Since adjectives are so efficient, we had to lay it on kinda thick here.

gupzi	ska	sonmis	gup	loos
if	his	brain	become	clear

gupzi	ska	son-	mis	gup	loos
if	far	fast-	meaty	become	clear

gairoser	gup	belbai
villains	become	crazy

gai-	ros	er	gup	bel-	bai
bad-	sexy-	false	become	reversed-	crowded